You’re told that an event that’s dear to your heart — an annual fair, festival, or conference — will be cancelled forever (or taken over by an evil organization). Write about it. For your twist, read your piece aloud, multiple times. Hone that voice of yours!
WHATTT!?!?!? NO MORE CHRISTMAS!??!?!?!?!? ARE YOU OUT OF YOUR MIND??? Well, allow me to put you back in place. How dare- HOW DARE YOUUU!!?!?!?!?
You’re going to cancel Christmas? I am going to cancel your birthday and your nose and eyebrow waxing appointment … forever! that’s right, you hairy beast. And I must save Christmas… and invite you to celebrate with my family… okay… it’s back on?? Good, I was going to smack you.
No, I am still cancelling your appointment.